Dear Friend,
We are offering the same specials as before; Hurry until the offer (hair) lasts (Huge demand anticipated, as seen from the overwhelming response to see the last shred shaved off last time and the fact that there is less hair up for grabs per dollar donated this time, due to rapidly receding hair line) …
In order to induce you to donate the extra bucks, the following promotions are being offered.
1. Visual Confirmation - Basic Package available for all donors; Pictures before and after the event.
2. Touchy/Feely Confirmation - 50 USD to verify the absence of hair on my head with clean hands only.
3. Fast and Furious - 200 USD to shave the hair in less than 60 seconds.
4. Slow and Steady - 200 USD to shave the hair in more than 600 seconds.
5. Hairy Memorabilia - All the hair will be auctioned off to the highest bidder.
The fine print
• If there are multiple bids for categories 3 and 4; the total hair area will be divided into the number of bids and the individual categories rules will be applied to each segment.
• All timings will be recorded using an I-Phone Timer.
• Complete Confidentiality is assured for all participants. Names and purchasing behavior will only be shared with our marketing partners, other members going bald and used for future fundraising events.
• Prices can be negotiated.
• Standard disclaimers and also the ones on St. Baldrick's website apply.
In addition to the kids you will be helping; if this email made you smile or frown, you have an additional reason to donate, not that you need one.
Please donate at the below link; as you are aware, the proceeds will be used towards children's cancer research.
https://www.stbaldricks.org/participants/mypage/845332/2016
Thanks,