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IMPERIAL PROCLAMATION 501: PROJECT RAZOR

TRANSMISSION ORIGIN: Burning River Squad, Ohio Garrison, 501st Legion

SECURITY CLEARANCE: AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY

PRIORITY LEVEL: HIGH

OBJECTIVE: ERADICATION OF CHILDHOOD CANCER

TO ALL LOYAL CITIZENS AND IMPERIAL PERSONNEL:

The Galactic Empire does not tolerate threats to its future. Childhood cancer has been classified as a high-priority adversary, responsible for the unnecessary loss of our young across the galaxy. One in five will not survive. This is unacceptable.

By order of Ohio Garrison, the forces of Burning River Squad are deploying in support of the St. Baldrick’s Foundation, a vital research initiative that provides resources to combat this affliction.

In adherence to Imperial Proclamation 501: Project Razor, our troops will undergo voluntary cranial follicle removal (shaving it off!) as a sign of solidarity with these warriors in their fight. But this operation cannot succeed without your support.

ACTIONS REQUIRED:

- Contribute credits to fund lifesaving research.

- Support our mission by sharing this directive.

- Ensure victory by standing with the Empire in our campaign.

The Empire does not stand idle. The Empire acts. The Empire prevails.

Will you? CLICK TO DONATE TO PROJECT RAZOR

FOR THE EMPIRE. FOR THE CHILDREN. FOR THE FUTURE.

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