Subject: A Meowdi Gras Plea
Look. The short lady put this ridiculous feathered crown on my head. It clashes with my fur. My dignity is GONE. But they told me it’s for a fundraiser for tiny, sick humans. Kittens with two legs. This is… unacceptable.
So, I am suspending my 22-hour nap schedule to make a deal. You give the green paper and I will permit you to behold my shame. I'm even wearing beads. BEADS. Don’t tell the dog.
These human kittens should be chasing laser dots and napping in sunbeams, not fighting this villain called cancer. They deserve a parade.
Donate. Help them get their sunbeams back. Do it for them. Or do it so I can finally get this itchy crown off my majestic head and go back to judging you from the sofa.
Laissez les bons temps rouler! And keep the treats coming.
Tango
Baroness of the Beaucoup Bucks for St Baldrick’s