You know what really sucks??? CANCER. A brave group of noble souls is attempting to banish cancer to the underworld from whence it came, and I aim to assist them in this task by getting people (you) to pay me (my very self) to shave my head. This money goes STRAIGHT to the research, so do not fear I will not be absconding with it to buy a boxed set of Twin Peaks (I’m very honorable and would not have done that anyways but now you really don’t have to worry).
I thank all you noble souls most kindly, as your generosity will not be in any way wasted but instead shall go towards improving the lives of the good youths of this age.
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there’s some more fun facts and info down here if you are interested ⬇️⬇️
A challenge among friends 25 years ago has become the largest volunteer movement to Conquer Kids’ Cancer. This year, I’m joining thousands of others to shave my head to raise money for childhood cancer research!
Did you know, 1 in 5 kids diagnosed with cancer in the U.S. won’t survive? For those who do, more than 96% have severe or life-threatening conditions by the time they are 50.
Each shaved head, every dollar donated, creates a ripple effect of progress for kids with cancer.
Your gift will give kids and their families hope, supporting the best research across the country, through the largest charity funder of childhood cancer research grants, the St. Baldrick’s Foundation.
Together, let’s give these kids the lifetime they deserve. Thank you for your support!