Cancer sucks and kids are great. There's no doubt about these two things. My mane and beard are unruly and this cause is a great one. Let's get rid of this whole mess on my head to raise money for childhood cancer research! I want to advance a world where no child or family has to get a cancer diagnosis. Kids should have to worry about things like whether or not they miss The Price Is Right because they were napping or that there's no chocolate milk in the cafeteria or that the putrid sportsball team they support by virtue of the family they were born into continues to disappoint (#COYB #EFC). They shouldn't have to be spending time in hospitals battling cancer for their lives. Just reiterating: cancer sucks. A lot.

I'm told that childhood cancer research is extremely underfunded. That's bad and it's disappointing. There are a lot of things that are overfunded. Too many things. Let's...not get into that. Let's instead get our priorities straight and change that. I'm willing to shave my whole giant head to advance this cause!

I need your help! Will you make a donation to see my funny knobbly head in all its glory? Every little bit helps. One dollar, two dollars, one thousand dollars, whatever you have to give.

I'm going to set some fundraising targets and stipulations for things that'll drive donations. I might even set a price tag on exclusively drinking quads for some period of time. Have suggestions on what some good goals would be? Let me know! That's how you know I'm committed to this. Thanks in advance for your help!