Well it's that time of year again. Team Smooooth will be rallying the troops and shaving our domes to generate attention and cash for the kids who need it.
But wait! How can I shave my head if it's already shaved clean? Glad you asked. This year, rather than shaving the top of my skull (soooo... 2007), I'll be shaving my chin. My pledge to you all is that starting today (actually I started in December), no scissors, no clippers, and no razor will touch a hair on my chinny-chin-chin until the Blessed Baldrick's Barbers shave me clean (and yes, it's incredibly scratchy).
So for those who of you first met me after 1990, and have never seen what my actual chin looks like, this is your chance to pledge big. Come on out and join us on March 29, the first round will be on me. For those of you who missed last year, here's a touching retrospective: http://www.themaroons.com/baldrick.htm
In late-breaking news, My sister and brother-in-law have joined the movement this year and are sponsoring their own team. I'm certain that her hair loss will be more significant than mine. Take a peek: http://www.themaroons.com/
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